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coffee-instant_mini Mousepad
coffee-instant_mini Mousepad
$13.00

Not Your Coffee Mug
Not your coffee. My coffee. Zombie coffee. Leave it.
$13.99

Zombie Business Strategy Framed Panel Print
Zombies. Every bit as good at strategy as your alive workers. But loads cheaper. ZombieTemps.com - Your deadsourcing source.
$37.99

coffee-instant_sm Apron
coffee-instant_sm Apron
$28.00

Vend-O-Brainz Large Mug
Zombies need brains. But thats about it. Vend-O-Brainz machines ad.
$14.99

coffee-instant_mini Apron
coffee-instant_mini Apron
$28.00

Zombie Productivity Postcards (pkg of 8)
Zombies. Every bit as productive as your alive workers. But loads cheaper. ZombieTemps.com - Your deadsourcing source.
$7.99

No-Brainer White T-Shirt
Hire the dead. It's a no-brainer.
$19.99

Zombies - Instant Workforce Large Poster
Zombies. Instant workforce. Just add brains (and coffee.) ZombieTemps.com - Your deadsourcing source.
$19.99

Vend-O-Brainz Large Mug
Zombies need brains. But thats about it. Vend-O-Brainz machines ad.
$14.99

Hire the Dead Large Poster
Alive employees need health care, require salaries. and insist on expensive workplace safety measures. Fire the living. Hire the dead. It's a no-brainer. ZombieTemps.com - Your deadsourcing source.
$19.99

productive_sm Apron
productive_sm Apron
$28.00